If you feel like you need to apologize more in your life, here are three suggestions.
1) Hold a public office
2) Run a Super Bowl ad
3) Get married
I’ve never held a public office and I’ve never run a Super Bowl ad. This would make me, you might suggest, exceptionally unqualified to offer an opinion about how to apologize following a gaffe in either position.
I am married though. And I apologize quite a bit. Given the success rate of these apologies I suppose I’m even less qualified to give advice from that position. So I figure why not opine on the first two?